About the Author
R. Donica lives in an unmapped tunnel somewhere within the Seattle underground, subsisting on foraged mushrooms and cached rainwater. Their writings are left in manila envelopes on the 57 bus line, wedged under the luggage rack atop the starboard wheel arch. Permission to publish their work was granted with the stipulation that no attempt would be made to discover their location, identity, gender, or relationship with the city's archdiocese.
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